February 2012
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So I asked people on my facebook for help because I’m facing very tough times financially with no support from my family and yaddita yaddita. You guys may not know this about me but I hate asking for help. I feel like I should just suck it up and handle my own problems, not throw them on others. So asking for help like this? It was a big step for me and… I am crying from all the help...
Feb 23rd
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WatchWatch
-zanarkand: do you remember this because i do I don’t understand….
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Anyone: Hey, remember that time-
Me: No. I don't. What are you talking about. Who are you. Why are you hounding me.
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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taughtbypeaches asked: It could be because of your sparkling personality! (I love puns haha)
Feb 19th
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taughtbypeaches asked: I'm glad you like tidying, it's the bane of my life haha
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
between-rage-and-serenity: because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome. Yeah, we’re expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor.
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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awkwardorpheus replied to your photo: Received my first ever iris (favorite flower) and… Gorgeous much?
Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Anonymous asked: what dafuq?
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Opening your computer to a bunch of nude statues...
Feb 10th
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joyouslyprofane replied to your post: joyouslyprofane replied to your post:… not the first time a lovely lady has told me that. BOOM! I’ll ignore the fact that someone else has done it and focus on your saying I’m a lovely lady. BOOM!
Feb 9th
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moriartybugalooparty replied to your post: moriartybugalooparty answered your question: Need… How about putting it in a Swiss Bank Account? Jk, I have nothing really xD I’m sure other people have better ways. I am cackling over here. Legitimately cackling. Thank you. <3 Amazing.
Feb 9th
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joyouslyprofane replied to your post: joyouslyprofane answered your question: Need yo… i did my best to meet all of your criteria hahaha It’s brilliant. You’re amazing, thank you ^_^
Feb 9th
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moriartybugalooparty answered your question: Need yo help, tumblah do you just want to hide it, or completely get rid of it :Y Those are two seperate things~ Hide it or make it look like a natural death.  bioshockingly answered your question: Need yo help, tumblah Dissolving a body in a bathtub full of acid. But then I have to go find a specific plastic bin, Liz. I KNOW TO WHAT YOU ARE...
Feb 9th
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joyouslyprofane answered your question: Need yo help, tumblah drag it into an alleyway and cover it with newspapers to look like a homeless guy Oh that’s terrible. … … …
Feb 9th
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Need yo help, tumblah
List some stupid ways to try and hide a dead body. Not completely erroneous, but ones that obviously wouldn’t work. What are your thoughts, brah?
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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sanityisf0rtheweak asked: Hope you had a fun filled day!
Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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fostertheginger replied to your post: And I swear where do you work/what do you do? The School of Education at my university. It’s really not that bad, I just thought my complaints were amusing, so I shared. I think I’m soooooo hilarious XD
Feb 3rd
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This is getting ridiculous. I’ve been staring at the spreadsheet for 5 minutes to avoid making another call. No, guys. I really think there’s a problem. I’m just trying to find it. Don’t mind me. I’m being productive, I swear.
Feb 2nd
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tomsweirdworld replied to your post: Hi, I’m Lena, calling from the Uniherp derp of… yes, therefore tacos
Feb 2nd
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Hi, I’m Lena, calling from the Uniherp derp of lerp and I just wanna confirm that ferpinkerpinterp is parpydarpy slarp durr. Nfffnfnfffnffnf? 
Feb 2nd
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azombiekillinpenguin replied to your post: Phobias of making official phone calls  (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻  FUCK YO PHONE CALLS. SRSLY GAIS
Feb 2nd
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And I swear
Some of these sound like I’m calling satan. Seriously, schools. Fix your dialing thing.
Feb 2nd
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Phobias of making official phone calls
So, naturally, I have to make 305 of them at work today. Three hundred and five THREE HUNDRED AND FIVE THREE HUNDRED AND FIVE
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
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Jan 30th
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Dear Breaking Bad
I CANNOT HANDLE YOU.  WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME.
Jan 30th
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year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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So I decided to churn out a few more of those...
bartyjoonyah: tim—canterbury: thesanityclause: sassygaythinmint: also here are the uncaptioned gifs as well, in case anyone is interested I just… completely lost my shit guys. You don’t even know. Just… tears… laughing so hard I thought I was going to throw up. It was the best. Haley, it was the raptor fail gif all over again except worse. Hey Tumblr remember when I saw...
Jan 30th
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